That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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