found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Duck Duck Cougar?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
