Christians are straight up FREAKS
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
