i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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