I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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