i jhust puked up my retainher.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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