he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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