rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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