How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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