So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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