we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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