she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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