Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
