He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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