the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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