Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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