She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I don't deserve a penis
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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