Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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