It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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