So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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