what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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