He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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