Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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