i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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