Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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