Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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