Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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