I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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