You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
two words: eviction party
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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