Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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