I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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