Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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