I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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