Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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