I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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