Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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