i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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