there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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