Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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