shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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