can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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