They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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