does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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