i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Randomize
