Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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