have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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