Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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