Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
