Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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