I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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