what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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