32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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