do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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