Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
