ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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