...so i touched it.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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