sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm really busy with my period
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