i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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